Background:
I have kind of a skewed view of this restaurant. I use to work with a couple of guys who would go to Fuddruckers every friday as some sort of “right of passage” to bring in their weekend. It was made known to everyone in the office that THEY were going to Fuddruckers. They posted flyer’s, sent out text messages and occasionally announced their departure over a microphone and speaker. Using these methods it garnered a lot of attention, but I never grabbed on to their bait.
By the time they got back to the office with their food, the excitement in the air lowered to a minimum. The only thing that was exciting, was the smell of deep fried French fries in the air. One day I took an adventure to their cubicle to get an eye of the feast I heard so much about. I could not believe my eyes. There before me stood cups and cups full of cheese. I wish I could say there were one or two ounce cups, but no there were two, eight ounce cups full of some type of nacho cheese. I never came back to that area ever again.
Secondly, I have seen the movie Idiocracy. Go watch it if you have a sense of humor similar to a two year old, like me.
First Impression:
The architecture is styled as any other American restaurant. It has its walls full of vintage signs, vintage boats and areas dedicated to musicians such as Elvis Presley and the Rolling Stones. In other words it has got a good “American Feel”. I visually searched the place to see if I could locate the “build-yer-own” burger bar. I was hoping to find the nacho cheese pump. Luckily my eyes locked with another customer as he put 5 squirts of nacho cheese into his basket. At this time I knew all of my preconceived notions were true. This is in fact a All-American Restaurant.
The Num Nums (Food):
I ordered their “number one” which is a 1/2 lb burger (I got it cooked medium), fries and a soda. The soda area is self serve like most eateries and that makes it awfully convenient when I want to get a refill. Our group consisted of eleven people and there were plenty of seats to accommodate our group. We received one of those vibrating tokens that shakes and flashes red LED lights uncontrollably when the food is ready. As soon as the whole group was sat down comfortably our little token friend was vibrating all around the table. Let’s just say the token was excited for me to eat this food.
I went up, grabbed my burger and proceeded to the condiment bar. It was filled with fresh lettuce, tomatoes and other assorted vegetables a person usually puts on a burger. Being the type of person who I am, I went straight for the mustard and piled it on. But lo’ and behold in front of me stood me 4 different types of mustard. I’m no mustard aficionado but, I was perplexed for a few seconds. If you must know I went with the traditional yellow mustard, a fan favorite. Then I got two squirts of cheese in my basket to dip my fries in and walked toward our seats.
It was finally time to gorge down this beautiful hunk of greasy meat and to be completely honest, I couldn’t wait. I grabbed ahold of the burger (who’s bun was soggy) and took the first bite; but guess what? It was a lot of pink instead of a little pink. Right now I must say I rarely am “that guy” when it comes to taking back food that wasn’t served promptly. It wasn’t really a BIG deal so I just kind of dealt with it. After eating all of the fries and eating all of the hamburger I sat back and chit-chatted for awhile. About mid sentence into the next dialog of conversation it then hit me like a ton of bricks, I was full.
Concluding thoughts:
The fries were tasty, the burgers were juicy and the drinks were well, soft. It was everything a 21st Century american chain restaurant should be, tasty. All in all the trip to Fuddruckers I think was hilarious. But a lot of it had to with my preconceived thoughts. If I had to honestly ask myself if I would ever Fuddruckers again, the answer would be….maybe. But probably not before a date (laugh).
Scale from one to ten:
Atmosphere: 8
Self-Service Accessibility: 8
Num-Num (Food) Tastiness: 8
Satisfaction of Fullness: 8.5
Conclusion the sequel:
“I’m so full It hurts when I lean forward” -Alex